Friday, April 30, 2010

Blonde Bimbo Said to Wed Old Prison Dog

In recent news, it has been discovered that Kate Major has moved on from the brief moments where she thought that Jon Gosselin (of Jon and Kate Plus Eight fame) was her one true soul mate, to an even more ludicrous move in her love life. Major has announced that she is now engaged to Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s flawed and slightly estranged father.

This is the very same Kate Major that gave up her job at Star magazine, because her love life with Gosselin was compromising her job and the interviews she did with him. It seems interesting that after she gave up her job, Gosselin gave her up. He always pretended that there never really was anything going on between the two of them. Seriously? There were pictures of them leaving hotels holding hands and looking like they were up to something. Seems very suspicious to me!!!

So after Jon Gosselin dumps her on her butt with no boyfriend, no job, no income, and a tarnished reputation, what was this poor girl to do? Well, she decided that moving on to a man that is even more in the celebrity spotlight for even more problematic reasons. Enter Lindsay Lohan’s 50 year-old father.

Lohan started his tabloid soaked life when he was put in jail to serve a three year sentence for criminal contempt of court. After that, he served a year in jail for breaking probation. Next he spent two and a half years in a prison for having driven under the influence after getting in a fight with a family member. He has had many problems with his ex-wife, Lindsay’s mom, and separated from his last girlfriend due to a domestic dispute. She claims that he kicked her, who knows exactly, but with his past record, who can doubt it?

From all of this background information, it seems that Kate Major sure has picked a winner. She doesn’t have her job or her reality TV boyfriend, so why not try and stay in the limelight by marrying an even bigger nut job? There is one thing to say for her, she sure does like her drama and to keep people guessing!

Over Easter Major, 27, invited her aging boyfriend to meet her parents. At that time, he asked her father for permission to marry her. The father gave permission. What is wrong with her dad? He has to be around the same age as Lohan, or younger. What wacked out father would be okay giving a creepy old sleazebag permission to marry his young daughter?

The wedding is starting to be planned for some time near the end of this year. The couple says that they could not be happier and that it was meant to be. Huh, I wonder if either of them said that about the last relationships they were in.



Underneath all of this, someone either has daddy issues or daughter issues and it would not be surprising if there was a little bit of both. Lindsay Lohan is in fact only four years younger than her soon to be step-mommy. Who knows in the world of celebrities, the wedding may never happen or if it does, the wedding could always fall apart within the first few days.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Jessica's Price of Beauty

I'm sure that you have been aware of Jessica Simpson's new journey to discover what people consider all around the world. Jessica, her two friends, and Botox frozen face travel country to country where they are shown some of the extremes that cultures find 'beautiful.'

The show does actually have its moments. Some of the crazy things that they threesome do are rather hysterical to watch. BUT then there is always a 'serious' moment about how people have destroyed themselves just to be pretty. It feels as if the show is trying a little to hard to bring drama to the show.

Simpson talks to women who have done crazy things for beauty, but I always get the feeling that they are more concerned about her when she starts to laugh and her lips don’t actually move! Obviously Jessica has decided that Botox is what makes her beautiful. Which I guess she might be showing that our country has placed that on women and she needs it. Who knows, it just seems a little less credible to me to see her plastic face talk about how inner beauty is on the inside...

As a serious eye-opening show, I don’t think this is it, but for a good time watching these three random Americans try weird beauty things of other cultures and somehow looking slightly stupid, this show is a winner. I am just waiting for Joan Rivers to be a guest on the show, so they can take her around with them and seen what foreigners think of her beauty!!!!