NOOOOOOOOO! Twilight part 5?!?!?!

Apparently, there is a possibility that the fourth installment of the 'beloved' Twilight movies will be split into two parts... UGH! Seriously? How long must this prepubescent girl drama last? According to the willing stars, Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson, they would love to make Breaking Dawn a two-parter. Really? That’s a shock; I would have totally that a longer lasting fame, more money, and more publicity would make them want a single part movie...

It has always seemed that there is a sort of competition between the Twilight series and that of Harry Potter. AND it just so happens, that the last Harry Potter movie is being made in two parts. HUH!?! I don't see why this final in the vampire series has to prolong the agony of scary creatures that drink blood and sparkle, oh yeah, SOOO scary!

Maybe this is a way of making more movies that Kristen Stewart can actually act in. Meaning, that her very un-versatile self will be able to play this part, instead of dragging her boring old non-changing character to a different movie where she will waltz around depressed and act as though any moment she may cry, slit her wrists, or just die! I have not read the books, but supposedly there are weddings and babies in the last on. Oh dear... I for one don’t think anyone in this movie should be procreating, let alone in two parts!

Who knows, there is still a possibility that this last movie will be a single, but now that the idea is out there, I feel that fans, cast, and crew would never let that happen. Oh Harry Potter, how sad I am that you will not be original, from here on out all movies will want to be broken up in many parts. OH! I have an idea Twilight, make a prologue, AND a post-logue, and an in-between-logue, AND a great-grandbaby-logue. Yeah, I think then the series will be done justice… OH! And then a 10 year reunion-logue. YUM, enough Pattinson and Stewart to last us the rest of our lives!