Poor Dental Care Saves Weezy

Today was the day that Lil Wayne was suppose to start his time in jail. He will be staying in a New York jail because of a gun possession charge for about a year. BUT good for him and his awkwardly unhealthy appearance, he actually is 'unhealthy'. Well at least that is what he and his lawyer are saying. The reason he did not go to jail today, like he was supposed to, was because of some emergency dental work... What kind of dental work is considered emergency, you ask? Well I'll tell you, the kind that happens to a celebrity to stall their jail time. His 'cracked' tooth will be fixed this Friday and he will 'need' about 10 days to recover. However, he was told by the judge that he just needed to be in jail by March 2 or bad things will happen to him. IT IS JUST A STUPID TOOTH!!!! He is having it worked on in Miami. Why can't he get it worked on in New York or in jail and then go to jail to recover for a year? No person needs 10 days to recover from dental work!!!!! I feel like maybe people in jail need dental work like others, so wouldn't they maybe be able to do something about it in there? Also Mr. Weezy, what were you doing in the last week? Did your tooth accidentally mysteriously happen to possibly break as you woke up this morning? HUH!? AND you only happened to notice it on today of all days? HUH!?!?!? Your partying the last couple of days, especially after the Super Bowl, seem to make me doubt your 'pain.' So I hope for your sake that there is something else wrong with you, to make you look a little less like you're skipping out. Maybe you could also get a hangnail? or split ends! either way, I hear they are both medical emergencies that would save you from your deserved fate. I mean seriously?!?!?! This is what doesn't make sense to me, if he would just go to jail now, then he would be out sooner. Oh well, maybe his teeth are secretly gross and disgusting under his grill and they are decaying. At least then I might be able to understand 10 day recovery. Wait...no, actually it still seems like TOO MUCH!